mustache battles

(uganda bitches)

i would just to call out Swazye on his weak attempt to grow a mustache. WEAK! so what if you like a girl, so what if you look like a d-bag. it's a sacrifice. i'm giving up some good old loving cause of my horrible petifile mustache. it's ultimately for the greater good. do what i do and tell chicks that you are growning for charity. you are so sensitive. i'm growing mine for the starving children in Uganda. yeah thats right. playing that card.

so in closing, eff you swayze, jerk. i'm growing this thing till december one. wahooo.

(kidding still love you swayze)